Found this gem on craigslist while browsing DC Ranch rentals and laughing at how incredibly cheap they have become:
4 Bedroom in DC Ranch
I am looking for 3 beautiful ladies to live in my place for free. I am a busy, wealthy and attractive 24 year old that travels alot. I am home about a week a month, but when I am home I love to have fun ;)
I wonder what his definition of "wealthy" is. And if he is so attractive and wealthy, why can't he go out and meet women in the real world instead of bribing them with free rent???
Oh and I guess no one ever told him all the attractive women (meaning natural beauty) left Scottsdale by 2004. The women who are considered "hot" by Scottsdale guys nowadays would be lucky to be waiting tables in a Denny's in a real city. The fruit hangs real low in Scottsdale.