I was browsing the posts on Dirty Scottsdale for the first time in about a month and couldn't believe some of the people on there, especially the women. It used to be that Scottsdale phonies were all about the BMW, Rolex, and other "normal" status symbols.
Now it appears that they're mutilating themselves to an extreme degree with plastic surgery, and wearing clothes and makeup that are downright clown-like.
What's going on here? Looking like a mutilated clown doesn't make anyone think you're rich. So, has Scottsdale's obsession with image shifted from "rich" to just plain "fake"?
I really don't get it, folks.
Optima Camelview ask residents in a letter not to put thier Christmas Trees by the windows. Lights are not allowed on the exterior at all.
Posted by: Dan | December 11, 2007 at 04:09 PM
That's horrible. Why do people in Scottsdale put up with that shit? It's not like there's any real benefit to living there. I just put up another post addressing this issue.
Posted by: Frank Rumbauskas | December 11, 2007 at 04:24 PM
Mutilation is a good word to describe what many Scottsdale women are doing to themselves (especially at such a young age). I marvel at the freakshow whenever I go to Frys, Trader Joes, AJs, Old Town, Coffee Bean, etc. The big, fake boobs and the excessive tanning are what really get me.
Posted by: T | December 12, 2007 at 09:38 AM
Consider the IQ level of the women in question and the men that support them . . . These are people that were too stupid to understand they couldn't afford the cardboard boxes they paid upwards of a mil for and then ATM'd them to death.
Dirty Scottsdale merely caters to the idea that +2s are better by making fun of the ordinary folk that are just as stupid as the "beautiful people."
Posted by: NM | December 12, 2007 at 07:40 PM
If there is a fashion bandwangon, frantic-to-be-hip Scottsdale women will scamble like rats to jump on it.
For instance, if thin lips and scrawny, skittle-dukes buttocks were in fashion, you'd see half the women in clubs sporting the alien Gray look, with pancake butt cheeks all the rage.
Now that tribal tattoos, flashing Compton-style gang signs, and primitive body piercings are in vogue, stylistic chic lunacy prevails.
Whatever the next trend is going to be, I don't think we can yet imagine it. But one thing I can guarantee: it will be more extreme than what we are seeing now.
It will have to be, in order to excite the exhausted passions and feed the nihilistic habits of the overfed, overdrunk, overspent and oversexed Scottsdale trendsetter wannabes.
Perhaps in their mad dash to self-destruction, in the name of living free and large, chicks will have a third mammary sown on their chests, so they can sport a fasionable tripartate rack with double cleavage for their bar-rat, $30K millionaire boy-toyfriends
All I can say is gawd help us all, if insanity like this continues unabated!
Posted by: Joe Jacari | December 12, 2007 at 09:59 PM
It's funny, I left Phoenix almost two years ago now. Every once and a while I get pictures from friends back there (hitting the Scottsdale bar scene - if that's what you can call it) It looks like Dr. 90210 threw up in those pictures. It makes me think that the lobbyist uniform of DC isn't so bad!!
Posted by: Jessica | December 13, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Haha - yeah the Scottsdale "uniform" is alive and well! I was in and out of there for a day last month and every guy still wears the same oversized untucked striped shirt, jeans, and black dress shoes.
I see that here maybe once a week and it's always on some ridiculous 50-year old midlife crisis guy who actually thinks it will score him a 25-year old girlfriend. In Scottsdale you see it EVERYWHERE!!
While I was living there a friend from Miami came to visit and we went out. We walked into Pussycat Lounge and he said, "You weren't exaggerating at all ... this place looks like an Abercrombie casting call" ... LOL!
Posted by: Frank Rumbauskas | December 13, 2007 at 12:50 PM