I apologize to all of my friends for not answering my phone. It's turned off. It's been turned off for the past week.
Because 90% of the phone calls I've been receiving have been recorded messages for political candidates. It seems they're now abusing their exception to Do-Not-Call by punishing all of us with endless recordings. Enough is enough already. I almost want to vote against every candidate who rings my phone with one of those messages!!